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0:30
Hey, hey everyone.
How you doing?
Good.
How are you?
I’m doing great.
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0:51
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1:08
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1:24
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Yeah, that’s pretty much all we had to start with, but I think.
1:39
Join the parade.
Join the parade for as weird as a submersible was, I feel like we have like, weirder shit going on.
And I know, like we already mentioned George Santos.
1:58
But Annie, let’s hear about the good thing about George Santos.
Why are we filing him under best?
I would also say weird.
So he’s worst and best at the same time.
So this is a man with no shame.
And when people don’t have shame, they say wild fucking things.
2:20
And I love it.
So.
You can now pay to get a cameo.
He’ll make a little message for you.
And he also has been, he’s been doing interviews and he’s just so entertaining, like, I can’t quit.
2:50
Or you got into that little accident.
Look, a body cast ain’t much.
You you’ll you’ll ace this.
You Will Rock this.
Jordanto’s here.
I’m so proud of you for coming out as a furry and I just wanted to tell you that your friends and family all accept you and they’re all excited about your persona, which is awesome to be a Beaver puss, a Beaver and a platypus.
3:20
So let me tell you, they all love you.
Beaver puss.
Don’t you ever get your head down and don’t you ever, ever let anybody tell you what you can and can’t be.
I’m so proud that the corporate folks at Arby’s gave you to go ahead to go to work in your persona.
3:42
So if you could just, you know, live it up and be as perfect as you want, just keep doing you and give, give, give.
Bye.
You know, he all he wants to do is talk shit about everybody in Congress, which I also fucking love.
4:00
Like this dude is such a bitch and I.
Love.
It I’m living for it.
I I can’t believe how much money he’s made since he left Congress.
4:16
I love that he like, he’ll joke about the things that he is like in trouble for and it’s just he’s so brazen and he just does not care.
It’s like it doesn’t exist and it’s it’s so unusual to see in a person because that’s like not normal.
4:39
Yeah, and definitely sociopathic and to an extent, but he’s an entertaining sociopath.
I would like and never want to be friends with George Santos, but I would love somebody to send me a cameo from him.
I like, I’m just like, you’re not in Congress anymore.
5:00
So, like, I’m going to enjoy the fact that you’re a hot mess right now.
I have been enjoying the cameos as well.
I’ve sort of been like, God, what a bitch I like and really enjoying all this right now.
There’s like some YouTube video.
5:16
I forget the woman’s name.
It’s kind of a satire, comedy, whatever.
She so she interviews him.
I think I sent it to you and Joe.
This shit was so funny because like she also like calls him out at the same time and the looks that he gives are so bitchy.
5:42
I I want to interview him so bad.
Republicans and Democrats alike swampy spying.
People stalling this country down the river.
Who?
Else in Congress is committing fraud.
They’re all frauds.
If you were to put them all under the same scrutiny I was put under vacate, the whole goddamn building can.
6:02
I name them and you just wink.
Archery Taylor Green?
No.
Evan McCarthy.
Yes.
Lindsey Graham?
Yes.
Matt Gaetz.
No.
Bob Menendez, Absolutely Goldbar, Menendez, Dan Goldman.
He doesn’t pay his rent.
6:17
Dan Good Dan.
Dan is owing $180,000 worth of rent right now on his $45,000 monthly rent, which is what most Americans can make a year.
You let that sink in.
Like.
6:33
George Santos, you have an open invitation and come on this show anytime you want.
Please come on here.
I won’t be super rude.
I’ll be just rude enough.
Yeah, I mean, we will not be making America great together again, but we could maybe like, talk a little bit of shit, ’cause that would be we’re.
6:54
Gonna make America fun again.
That’s that’s what Santos should be doing.
He should be making America fun again.
Right.
Do you guys remember when America used to be fun?
Yeah.
7:10
I mean, he’s definitely best, worse, and weirdest.
He is like the trifecta of a trash parade countdown.
All right, well, I think, like, my next thing that I want to talk about is going to require me to text you more pictures.
7:32
OK, so I’m doing that right now.
Annie, what do you think when you see these beautiful pictures that I just sent to you?
No, I hate it.
7:48
I hate everything about it.
What are we looking at?
Motherfucking beige and all the muted tones that go with it.
It is like, my least favorite thing in the world.
8:07
I knew that, like, beige was having a moment because, like, apartments around here are starting to become beige.
I’m seeing like lots of beige homeware stuff.
Like everybody is like loving the beige.
8:23
And I have always hated beige because it’s like, it’s like white.
That’s dirty.
Like, not white.
It’s not brown.
It looks like it’s almost supposed to be something, but it’s not.
And I feel like it is all the rage right now.
8:42
And there’s a lot of, like, sad beige moms that are, like making sad beige babies that have, like everything in muted tones.
There’s like no colors.
Like, it’s gross, dude.
9:00
Like, I do not like that.
It’s just socially acceptable to just have no fucking color anywhere.
And like beige me is like the color of a mega church.
It’s the color of furniture that you have at like like a rental, like a hall rental or like the color of like fold out chairs in the school auditorium.
9:25
It’s like something so like meant to be so inoffensive you can hardly perceive it.
And apparently it’s like the new, like, upper class look.
Like if you look at Kim Kardashian’s house, like, her house is like all beige and all off light.
9:41
And like, I fucking hate it, man.
I wear all black.
OK, I admit that there’s like not that much color in my wardrobe, but when I wear color, I wear color.
And I like the things around me to be fucking colorful.
And I just cannot get over the fact that, like there is this like beige fucking.
10:02
Like, I don’t know, like what would you call it, like regime A beige regime.
That’s like sucking the color out of everything and making everything the same.
It’s making everything soft and almost not there.
10:20
And I do not want to live my life like that.
I don’t think anyone else should live their life like that.
And I feel like it’s just like mediocrity and like sameness.
It’s being packaged and like sold to us as some kind of aesthetic choice.
And I fucking hate it.
10:38
So I’m filing beige into my, like, worst of 2023.
I’m sure there’s more events come in 2024, but like, fuck that.
I would rather wear those fucking hideous sweatpants, Jean racing stripes, situation things than put something beige on my body Or like have my whole house be beige or God forbid, beige furniture.
11:10
Derek and I are moving and I am so excited because our new house has black appliances.
I have been trying to get rid of all the white appliances in my life as long as I can remember because white appliances get filthy.
11:26
So do black appliances, but they don’t give me panic attacks because I can see a small speck of something from six feet away on it.
Like, I can live with the fact that it’s not totally Immaculate because there isn’t this, like glaring, like blast of like just grossness everywhere.
11:47
It’s just gross.
I hate it.
It shows dust.
It shows every I hate it and I’m so excited.
But everyone’s saying like, you look poor now.
If you have, if you have like cabinets that aren’t white or beige or whatever, appliances are not white the whole time growing up like you are poor.
12:07
If everything was white because that meant that you lived in an apartment that nobody ever painted like you just, like lived.
And like I can finally now not live in an apartment, knock on wood, provided like everything goes as planned and we’ll be moving into a house and it will not be fucking white or beige.
12:27
It will not be.
The carpet is beige, but we’re ripping that up.
Yeah.
I need Color of My life.
Annie, how do you feel about beige?
Sorry.
Just like when.
I hate beige.
I mean, we’ve been in this, like, minimalist movement for a long time.
12:49
Because if it’s not beige, it’s Gray.
Yeah, Gray.
A little bit of Gray here and there, fine.
But when the whole house is Gray, as ugly as fuck and beige makes me feel the same, I don’t know why people insist on being so boring.
13:12
Everything about humanity is boring right now.
Like, I don’t know.
I, you know, is it a calmness thing?
Do people think that, oh, I’m going to go home to my beige house?
13:29
Nothing is going to be overloading my system.
I don’t know if it has to do with that because I feel like the more like technology and like social media we have, the less and less color we’ve gotten in everything.
13:44
Oh yeah, that’s a good point.
I feel like, though, these people who are so obsessed with beige must have helped because try keeping Kim Kardashian’s house clean.
You can’t do it, dude.
14:01
You’re going to be dusting everything every day.
And I’m talking about getting on ladders and dusting and like deep cleaning and scrubbing like.
I.
Don’t want that for my kind of life.
I want, like, rooms that feel like me, clothes that feel like being like I want to feel elevated when I step into his Can you please stop that?
14:22
Thank you.
Elevated When I step into a space, that’s like, really all I’m asking for.
But yeah, it’s just like a mediocre color.
Like it’s a horrible mediocre color.
I hate it.
Yeah, me too.
14:39
We’ll see.
I I see little glimpses here and there of more Lacy things.
I see.
You know, people have their accent while the green couch was big for a year or two.
14:55
So like, you know, I’m seeing little splashes of color.
Maybe 2024 the color is going to come back.
We’ll see.
But beige can suck a bag of Dicks.
It’s ugly, and usually a farmhouse aesthetic goes with that.
15:16
And that’s also ugly.
It’s awful.
I feel like we went.
I feel felt like farmhouse walked so that Beige could run.
I fucking hate it.
I hate that I’m also using that analogy twice in like 1-1 show, but like here we are.
15:35
It’s like nobody ever uses that in like a good way.
But I like it like Gen.
Z is bringing, like the maximalist trend.
I love that.
I love that.
Like we have all of that going on.
And hopefully they will stop, put an end to the horrible design choices of our generation, which does at the moment include a lot of beige.
15:59
And I don’t like it.
Yeah, 100%.
I feel like it’s so embarrassing.
I’m like, what if millennials besides get, like, fucked over for sport?
Like what else have we like got going for us?
16:14
Like with bad design choices, there’s a lot of bad fashion that came with being a millennial.
It’s yeah, apparently we don’t know how to raise kids either.
But to be fair, our parents didn’t know how to raise us.
16:33
Yeah, Nobody knows how to raise kids.
That’s why every generation is so different.
Because, you know, the times change, the requirements change, the amount of time you can spend changes.
The way we view children changes.
16:51
Yeah.
So.
Well, I don’t know.
Us millennials, we’re a hot mess, and I can accept that as long as we look good and we’re not even doing that.
So sorry.
Yeah, I did.
17:09
But yeah, Speaking of famous beige things, I think it’s really fucking sad that we’re coming to a point in the arts where, like, we’re having to do things like censor Michelangelo’s David.
17:29
It’s technically not beige, but he could be beige.
She’s like white.
He’s marble, beautiful piece of art.
And was the principal got had to resign or was fired because he showed that to students and I think that is like the most insane thing in the world.
17:49
Like I don’t understand why that’s considered like have we moved backwards like 4 or 500 years?
Like I don’t understand what is happening here.
It is so upsetting.
Betty, I feel like there’s so much censorship in like every facet of life and the people are extremely uneducated as well.
18:20
So, like, you know, they don’t understand, like what a piece of art is anymore.
You’re buying NF TS.
What the fuck is a Marvel statue?
You know?
So I think people are just insane.
18:36
And I’m tired.
I’m very tired of all the banning of language, art, everything.
And it comes from both sides, You know, it’s it’s insane, right?
People enjoy stuff.
The Michelangelo is amazing.
18:54
I feel like it’s such an important part of art history and I don’t understand why that was so upsetting.
It is.
It’s the David.
I don’t know why I just called it the Michelangelo.
I know I’ve.
I called it the Michelangelo a couple times, but everyone knew what I was talking about.
19:12
We all know it’s the.
David.
The David.
But yeah, so it’s cool.
You all know what I’m talking about.
We all know what we’re.
Talking naked gun with the little peen.
I know that’s a good thing too.
19:28
I was like, if you’re going to like, fucking censor a nude marvel, you should probably go with one that has like an attractive looking penis.
I it’s clearly it’s like you’ve never been to Europe.
19:46
But you’ve.
Never left your small town in Florida because all of Europe has naked statues everywhere you.
Go Yeah.
I mean, there’s nothing wrong with the shape of, like, Michelangelo’s penis.
It’s just that it could have been bigger, which I understand wasn’t the fashion at the time, but.
20:08
He does have a nice round booty though.
Oh.
My God.
OK, so first and foremost, one thing I loved about reading all the news stories about Michelangelo’s David was that, like a lot of the news stories had him pictured from behind.
20:24
Because of course they also feel the need to censor the Michelangelo’s David and I never realized what an exquisite job he did at carving David’s taint, Like his taint is like all a part of that.
20:41
And I guess I was too distracted looking at it from the front because, like, I’ve never been there, so I’ve never seen it.
But yeah, I was like, damn, like you really like, that’s what makes it realistic, is that there’s like an apparent paint there.
It’s beautiful.
20:57
It’s in marble.
I love it.
I love it.
We, I love that.
Like, it’s not just a penis, but it’s his taint, too.
I feel like that’s not something you see every day in historical art.
I’m just like, yeah, it’s there.
It’s anatomically correct.
21:14
But yeah, I don’t know.
I just want to pour one out for David’s taint.
I think it’s lovely.
I’m glad that.
It’s part of this world.
I mean, that’s such.
I feel like it’s such an American thing, too, to, like, get mad at a teacher for showing a piece of work from the Renaissance.
21:38
Yeah, like, how ignorant is that?
Is that the most great shit I have ever heard?
And like, I could understand if it was like, yeah, like these were 6th graders I think, or something.
21:53
Like, I can understand you like not wanting to show like some of the more, some more contemporary art that probably wouldn’t make sense to a younger kid yet that would just be seen as shocking, you know, And being like, OK, like this is something we’ll cover in like 12th grade or whatever, because you’re just like the brain’s not there to process all of that.
22:18
But I don’t understand when you’re like looking at something so basic, it’s like, it’s not shocking.
It’s just a new, I mean, it’s a beautiful, beautiful sculpture, sculpture, beautiful craftsmanship, but like it?
22:33
That’s probably not the first Dick you saw that year on a statue.
Like, if you’re about art history, I don’t understand.
Like all the statues are nude.
And, like, it’s not like it was a controversial piece of art.
You know, where they were, like, I don’t know if this is something they’ll understand yet, but I was just like, what the fuck?
22:55
Like, it’s like such a basic, it’s like a basic, like very common art history trope.
You have David.
He’s always naked and all.
Like, it’s just, I don’t get it.
Naked like classical and religious figures are like par for the course.
23:15
I don’t.
I don’t react to it, fuckers.
It’s just stupid.
It was.
That shit is insane.
And I don’t know, I feel like that is.
We’re going to see more and more of that.
23:33
I can hope not, because if that’s the case, I’m going to start walking around with my taint out.
I’m going to be like everybody look at it.
Oh my God.
Yeah, one year of me showing my taint everywhere.
You’ll be begging for Michelangelo’s David.
23:56
Oh my God.
Let’s start the Free the Taint movement.
I really love this.
Anyways, Annie, I think that’s about all I’ve got on the great master Michelangelo.
I know we have some interesting astrology coming up in 2024.
24:16
It’s just like it’s gonna shaping up to be quite the ride.
I feel like there’s going to be some nice moments peppered in there.
I feel like January is going to be cute.
May will probably be cute.
I don’t know about the rest of the year, but you have like a big development that’s making your life a little bit hopefully easier in the coming year.
24:41
Yes, Pluto is finally leaving Capricorn.
Capricorn is my rising sign and my moon.
I am ready for Pluto to get the fuck out and like, just leave me alone.
25:00
Got it.
So a lot.
Capricorn in your OK, so since this transit started, I’m curious what you think it’s been all about.
What have you learned?
25:16
What has been revolutionized in your chart in the House of Capricorn by Pluto?
Well, my relationship to money has changed in terms of like, my value as a human.
25:43
The way I work has changed.
I went through a lot when I quit being a chef.
I mean, I burned out and that really change my mentality on work.
26:09
I feel like, you know it’s just been a lot of nothing has come easy and nothing has really.
Things just never work, really work out the way I thought they would like.
26:30
I don’t know how to describe it.
It’s just like everything is a struggle all of the time and I just, I’m over it cause it’s see it started in 2008.
26:48
That year I spent the summer up in Chicago, and then I came back, and then I moved back to Chicago the next year.
And then that.
I mean, that whole experience was not fun.
27:07
And like, I really had to suck it up and, like, live under other people’s roofs for the whole time I lived in Chicago.
And that sucked real bad, ’cause I have been living by myself for nine years at that point and literally by myself.
27:33
Like, I didn’t have any roommates or anything.
So like, that would, you know, that was a lot.
And then just work.
I mean, work has always been very important to me.
I have always struggled with it.
27:50
But my philosophy now is just like, I don’t give a fuck.
And like I’m not, I’m not going to kill myself over a job anymore.
And I really, like, saw me do that with this last situation I had.
28:06
I did not give a fuck and I told her I didn’t give a fuck.
Even I got fired, but I actually tried to quit two weeks beforehand.
I got fired as a favor basically.
So like, you know, I mean that the all of that was huge and just like the way I view money in a on a personal level changed.
28:34
But now it’s I got Pluto going into my second house, which is the money house, and I’m hoping I’ve had all these lessons about money for 14 years and my relationship with it.
Maybe something good will happen in the next few years.
28:54
That’s wild, dude.
I feel like some transits.
We feel more than others depending on what’s going on our chart.
And like, obviously with you having your moon there and that being like your first house, like it is a whole new you, dude.
29:12
And I fucking I’m here for it.
I feel like it was annoying and terrible, probably, But I like the Annie I wound up with the other side.
She’s pretty cool.
And plus, if the universe had not, like, popped you back into that little bungalow in Chicago, we wouldn’t have realized we’re basically next door neighbors.
29:34
I know you’re so right.
You’re so right, Yeah.
It’s been crazy.
I feel like too though, like that’s a 20 year transit.
I think you’ll be like cool having like Pluto in your second house.
29:51
I think it’ll be not as dramatic for real.
Yeah, I’m I’m hoping I also won’t need as much dental work done.
The amount of dental work I’ve had since Pluto has been my first house.
30:08
That has been ridiculous.
And you know, Pluto left for a couple months and went into Aquarius and I actually was making.
I was making a lot of money during that time.
The the day that motherfucker went back into Capricorn, I had to call my dentist and I had to get another fucking root canal.
30:32
I’m tired of this.
Man, that’s crazy.
Oh, dental work is the worst, dude.
Yeah, my Capricorn is my 5th house, so that’s like the House of pleasure and creativity and all that good stuff.
30:53
I definitely feel like between 2008 and now I have like learned how to and been given permission to create, which is awesome.
And I think that that even in just that time period I’ve gone through different modes of creation and I’m starting to like have a different relationship to that.
31:14
And like, yeah, like the 5th house is like also pleasure to you.
Like what do you like to indulge in and things like that.
I think, like a lot of my standards have changed.
Like my idea of a good time is definitely different than it was in 2008.
31:35
I feel like my idea of like what I actually know what pleasure is.
Whereas like before, I don’t think I knew what pleasure was.
And I’ve been like able to like, work that into my life is something that I feel entitled to do now, which I think is pretty cool.
31:54
And like my relationship, that has changed out.
I think there are parts of that transit that were louder than others for me, but I don’t know.
We’ll see what happens when it moves into my 6th house.
So that scares me.
Yeah, I mean, that could be a little bit more nerve wracking, ’cause that’s like the the daily workhouse, the health house.
32:19
So you’re definitely going to have to, like, pay more attention to your health, but you might, like, do some revolutionary things for your health and to like for your work.
You know, it might be you might be totally doing something different for work.
32:39
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I hope the first thing is getting a fucking ablation, because that’s what I want for Christmas.
I wrote a letter to Krampus and was like, put these people all in sacks and then send somebody to cauterize my fucking uterus so I don’t bleed anymore all the time.
33:03
But who knows?
I mean, I got 20 years to figure it out.
It’s going to be fine.
Yeah.
I think, like, it’s nice to have something new happening, you know?
Like, I feel, I definitely feel like we have a whole lot of bullshit coming up in 2024, but it’s nice because I’m getting bored of the old flavor.
33:27
I feel like, I feel like this is like the John Wick 4 version of astrology in 2024 where like the fights just keep happening.
It’s just we’ve stopped trying to make a plot happen.
33:43
It’s just fighting, happening all over the place.
It feels like the same thing over and over again and it’s like definitely got John Wick 4 fives and like, who knows?
We could be going into Saw next, I don’t know.
33:59
Or it could be beaches or it could be like fucking Zoolander.
Who knows?
Maybe it’ll be like the Barbie movie.
That would be great.
But I.
Am I am excited about Aquarius and Pluto going into Aquarius because of the technological advances as humanity is going to have?
34:25
I mean, it can be also like really sucky and like even more invasive.
But I do think that like there’s been some sprinkles of like medical things going on where, I mean, they’ve been able to cure some cases of HIV in this past year.
34:50
CRISPR has a whole lot of things going on when it comes to cancer and like curing a lot of cancers now.
So that I’m very excited for, for this Aquarius.
I mean, we’re in the age of Aquarius, you know?
35:08
So like, I’m excited for that.
I don’t know how much I believe in the age of Aquarius cause like nobody can really pinpoint it, right?
I mean, there’s definitely this next 20 years is gonna of course be like Aquarius or however long this transit lasts.
35:26
There’s like a lot going on in Aquarius right now for sure.
But I don’t know, dude like Aquarius can also have a shadow side too.
I mean, everything has a shadow side, but I also am just like, is the age of Aquarius really a thing?
35:46
I don’t know.
I don’t know how you know, isn’t it like it’s like a 2000 year cycle, so we’ll never know.
I know, right?
And plus, like, that fucking song is really annoying.
I I don’t understand it.
36:02
Like lives rent free in my head and I have to hear the age of Aquarius pop in there at least once a month.
And I’m always like, why?
Why?
I don’t want to hear the song ever again.
But here it is, living on the eight track in my brain.
36:18
Do you ever have like a cycling of songs that are consistently in your head?
What are what are like your top in your head songs?
I don’t know.
There’s a lot of times where I wake up and a song is stuck in my head.
There was was yesterday, It was a commercial Jingle, actually, I don’t remember which one it was.
36:40
I woke up with that in my head though, and all day it just kept repeating until I finally forgot about it.
Was it if you have a wait and if you have a structured settlement and you need cash now, call J.
36:58
GAG Wentworth 8. 77 cash now.
Yeah, out here we got Big Freda.
She does a law guy, and it’s Juan Lafonta, Juan Lafonta, Juan Lafonta.
37:17
We’re back.
37:34
I love that one.
Oh my God, did you ever see the Moo annoying commercials from back in the day?
You’re only on like in the middle of the night?
Well, Moo and Oink was like a small grocery store in Chicago.
37:50
And these commercials, even for the 80s were like really low budget and low res.
And like the name of the grocery store was Moo and Oink.
I’m not even joking, but it had like a kind of like Moo Moo, Moo Annoying Moo Annoying like theme song.
38:09
But then at the end of the commercial it would just go Moo and annoying Moo and annoying and I.
Moo and I got baby, baby, baby spare, real roast beef, hot links and more to give cube steaks, hot dogs, real tips.
38:28
Oh, watch out taking wings and chicken wings too.
Give me a wave.
If you like catfish.
Jump up if it’s your favorite dish.
Tommy likes reels and chicken wings.
If you like you, let me, hear you scream.
Wait, but catfish dream for real?
38:47
Annoying.
I was always so weirded out by those commercials and I kept trying to tell people about these commercials and they were like, I think you just imagined that.
And I was like, no, they are fucking real.
39:03
I didn’t imagine that they, like, tormented me as a child.
But anyways.
So you know which one?
I remember it was some insurance.
And there’s a guy dressed up in the eagle costume and then he, like, lays an egg.
39:19
Oh my God.
Yes.
What’s that?
Do you have insurance in this car?
No, it must be Eagle Man.
I’ve got something for you.
39:46
Oh, look at those low rates, dude.
We used to live by Eagle Man Insurance.
The jewel that we went to all the time was right there, and it had the man cow.
Because it was man.
And it had like that commercial digitally outside.
40:09
And I always laughed at it, but I was like, look at these low rates and that like fucking eagle was always like giving birth.
I love how he’s Eagle Man, but he’s giving birth and everybody would be like, it must be Eagle Man.
40:28
That’s probably one of the most, like, successful fucking commercials and stuff.
Like, seriously, like, Eagle Man insurance.
That actually just, like, filled me with a nice, warm, nostalgic feeling.
I don’t know.
They were on a long time.
40:46
So our biggest I don’t know if it’s the biggest.
It’s definitely the latest of the biggest stories.
Mr. Puff Daddy going down.
41:04
I have been waiting for this for so long and it’s finally happening.
I have been eating popcorn and loving this like yes, Annie, what is your spin on it?
41:21
Well, I remember, I think it was last year I happened upon Jaguar, right?
If you don’t know who she is, look it up.
But she was doing some interviews where she was talking about some of these things that we now have found out about Diddy and I was super into it.
41:53
I think I even sent you the video and then like, you know, people are like, oh, she’s a drug addict, blah, blah, blah.
Which every time I hear that, I’m just like, shut the fuck up.
They may not be a drug addict.
Everybody uses drugs.
So.
Yes.
42:11
So when it all went down, I was like, that bitch was right.
Fucking love it.
I also been watching.
I’d be kind of obsessed.
I’ve been watching all the gene deal interviews, which is he’s Diddy’s former bodyguard and he has been saying shit for a while too, before all this came out.
42:38
And I also found out that back in the day when you signed an NDA, it was good for 20 years.
That’s not the case now, but for this time period, all these NDA’s are about to expire.
42:55
So like, you’re going to hear even more shit about Diddy and probably like Russell Simmons.
I don’t know, Jay-Z is the big fish.
We’ll see what happens with Jay-Z someday.
43:13
But Diddy, I mean, he always seemed like a piece of shit.
He always seemed like an asshole.
Anyways, back to Diddy’s Unfortunate.
Features.
43:31
I mean, I have found so much out about him and how I mean, before all this, I found him offensive because he’s been making money off of Biggie for longer than Biggie was alive.
Dude, I have thought forever that he allegedly, obviously killed Tupac.
43:57
I think he killed Biggie too.
And I have thought that in a long fucking time.
Yeah, like, I had no, like, dude, the first time I saw that guy, he was in a video and I don’t know whose video it was because back in the early 2000s, late 90s, he was in every video and he wasn’t doing anything.
44:22
He was just, like, with his crystal and shit, bad.
Boy.
Yeah, bad.
Boy, Ciroc, Bad boy like.
Oh my God.
So I was just like, oh, like, I could tell he had, I don’t know how I got this read on him, but I could tell he had shit on every single person in that room.
44:46
And the only reason that he was there was because he leveraged all that against all of these people.
And that I just could tell.
Like, I feel like he weaseled his way into a lot of things and like, he hasn’t done shit forever, you know, he’s just around and he’s some kind of like, God and I he has no reason to be really.
45:11
It was just wild.
But that was like the read on him the first time I fucking saw him.
And I’ve been obsessed with him ever since, waiting for him to come down because I could just like feel it.
And it’s like really weird that I get like a read on somebody like that, but I was just like so grossed out by him, like.
45:34
I I the how quickly he wrapped up that lawsuit just shows a lot about him and how much he has to hide.
45:52
And you know, there’s people who throughout the years have said that he’s a scumbag and hearing some of the stuff that, you know, his former bodyguard has said about like Danity Kane and like the people from that TV show making a band or whatever.
46:13
Yeah.
Dylon.
Dylon, Dylon.
That’s all I can think about when I think about that show.
But it’s really gross.
It’s really disgusting how all these men in power drug these women.
46:29
And like in the music industry, just seeing how many women have been pimped out is insane to me.
And I don’t know, I I can’t.
I I can’t even fathom who else is like going to go down in the future.
46:50
But I think we’re going to see more and more of it and I really, really hope that somebody goes down for Biggie’s murder.
Me too.
I hope like, I don’t know.
47:05
I feel like for the last few years it’s been feeling like the secrets are almost going to come out.
Yeah.
I’m like waiting for them to come out there.
I have this like gut feeling that at some point we’re going to know a lot of things we did not know before.
47:20
That is going to make a lot of things make sense and I don’t know where I’m picking that up from.
It’s just something I feel.
Do you feel like that sometimes or do you?
I feel like stuff gets leaked, but then, like, we’re distracted by other things.
47:43
I am interested in the Epstein list coming out next month.
Yeah, that should be really interesting.
And I love how they’ve sat on it this long, Dude, I there’s no way that they’re going to give up all of the names.
48:06
I don’t think we’re going to get a real list.
I think we’re going to get an edited list.
I think that’s what we’re going to get like.
Yeah, and I I also wonder how many people are going to be on that list that maybe went to the island once and saw and was like, oh shit, that Get Me Out of here, ’cause that’s different than the people like Bill Clinton who went there like 16 times, you know, like, yeah, we won’t really know how bad it is because it’s just going to be names on this list.
48:47
Yeah, without context, yeah.
I don’t know.
Like, I’m very curious to see about that.
But at the same time, I’m also like fastening my seat belt because I also feel like the twenty 20s have been all about finding out people that you like are actual horrible people, you know?
49:09
Yes, yeah.
I.
Think I feel like, you know, in addition to like just the country’s mood, the economy, everybody’s like everything that has happened, the pandemic, and you have to take away the people that make us happy too.
49:25
Like, fuck, man.
Like I’m always happy when a predator gets caught, but I’m always like man, like can’t we keep anything nice?
Like, I just.
I think it has two.
But I’m just asking the universe if we can have somebody fun and comforting in entertainment that is not problematic for a treat.
49:50
That’s all I would like.
Can you not be a rapist and can you not be a pedo?
And can you not drug everybody?
Just make art.
50:05
Be nice, Make art.
I know that is 100% What the world needs right now is somebody who’s like lots of people where that’s the norm, where people just make weird shit but they’re like not Dicks.
They’ll be so nice.
50:22
I mean, if we could just have one, that would be cool universe.
I mean, Bob Ross left us too soon.
We had so many leave us too soon.
So we need some, like somebody Bob Ross S or Richard Simmons could come back out of retirement.
50:41
I would love.
Yeah.
I love.
Him.
He.
Makes me happy, all right.
Yeah, I think that’s wrapping it up for our best and worst of 2024.
Best, worst and weirdest.
50:56
Yeah, I got a picture to see you.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, you’re right.
I don’t know.
I keep.
I think I’ve been talking about 2024 since 2023 started, probably.
I just don’t even know where we are.
51:12
I don’t know what year it is.
I don’t know what timeline we’re on.
Time is happening and all not happening at the same time.
Pretty much.
So girl, what are you so looking forward to in 2024?
51:35
Well, I my biggest thing is technology.
I’m really looking forward to seeing what we get.
I don’t know.
51:51
I’m excited just for this like whole 20 years of Aquarius.
Like I really feel like we’re going to make some really cool technological advances.
I also, this whole year we’ve been getting a lot of pictures from like this, the web telescope that’s out in space, and just in general we’ve been getting really phenomenal pictures of planets.
52:19
They’re so beautiful.
Did you see the newest one of Uranus?
No.
Oh my God.
So, like, it has the rings around it.
It it looks like what Uranus represents.
It’s so space, age and awesome.
52:35
I’m going to send it to you.
Yes.
Please, I’m so excited to see this.
I love space.
I mean, I I know a lot of people are like, oh, it’s just a bunch of billionaires, blah, blah, blah.
52:51
Like it’s who we are.
We’re all space dust.
It’s awesome.
And I it’s, I think it’s interesting.
Do I think that we’re going to live on other planets?
Do I care?
Not really.
But like, I want to see what’s out there, you know?
53:10
Totally.
I guess that’s what I’m most excited for.
I just, I’m interested to see like what technological things are coming through and like with the way the astrology is changing, it’s very like technological focused.
53:29
I feel like especially with Jupiter going into Gemini, I love Geminis.
I’m an air sign, so, like, I’m all about that bouncing around and like, let’s learn a little bit about this, a little bit about that.
So it should be really interesting.
53:46
What about you?
For 2024, I think I’m really excited about Courtney’s new album.
Yeah, I thought that was supposed to come out this month.
Where is it?
54:03
Yeah, well, I’m going to count that as 2024 because I just said that it was.
But Courtney Love’s new album is coming out.
I’m very excited about that.
I’m also really excited to, I think move, you know, and not have to do that again until I feel like it.
54:28
So for those of you who don’t know, Derek and I bought a house, so we’re like moving into our forever home.
It’s not our.
But it’s somewhere to be, somewhere to be now, and it has a big yard.
So I’m looking forward to gardening.
54:44
I’m planning on doing like, I’m going to have obviously tons of flowers and stuff, but I think I want to put in like a vegetable garden, like food and learning how to do all of that stuff and like just sort of like cultivating a little plant paradise for me and the homies.
55:05
So I think that’s what I’m most excited about.
I’m excited to, like, have somewhere to garden and just like, not have to have, like, syringes and bags of crack and use condoms and all sorts of other things will, like, lead my way when I’m walking the dog.
55:29
I think it’s going to be awesome, excited to have our own place.
And it’s not going to be beige because this apartment is beige and I can’t stand it.
So But yeah, that’s exciting.
I don’t know, I guess, like, for astrology, I’m just excited for things to change a little bit, change it up a little bit.
55:51
That’ll be nice.
And other than that, dude, I’m just like fucking excited for another year.
I feel like it’s going to be a year of adventure, so there’s going to be fun.
Do you?
Have any resolutions for the New Year?
56:08
So I don’t normally do resolutions because like their New Year’s usually during a Mercury retrograde.
And I’m just like, well, I can also decide to do that tomorrow.
But this year I have resolved more glitter, more rhinestones, louder hair, lots of sparkles, 2024.
56:36
That is the resolution I can stick to.
I want vibrant, colorful shit in my face all the time.
I want to be vibrant, colorful shit, and the world needs bedazzling.
I just think I’m going to really, really embrace the fucking sparkles.
56:53
I think I need to do this just for my own emotional well-being, but that is like my resolution this year.
Beautiful.
What’s your resolution?
I want to continue exploring my creative side.
57:15
Yeah.
These last couple months I’ve been just really focusing on art, all things art, and having fun with learning about all of the different things I’ve been doing.
57:36
So I want to keep that going.
I’m I’m going to make 2024 travel year.
I I am absolutely coming in.
Well, we’re coming for the eclipse.
57:53
Yes, dude, this is so fun.
Let’s do witchy shit under the eclipse.
Yes.
Yes.
But you know I’ve been able to travel these past couple months and like I just that’s my favorite thing to do.
58:09
I when I’m at home, I’m anxious.
I’m ready to get out of here and do something else.
And just being in different environments makes me so happy and I just feel more in touch with my soul.
58:26
So 2024 travel year.
Yes, I love that.
It’s going to be an amazing year.
Yeah, sounds great.
We’re gonna make it through it.
58:46
We’re gonna live our best, Absolutely Fabulous life in 24.
Absolutely.
The world may be on fire, but we’re going to fucking be feeling ourselves and showing off some awesome apocalyptic looks.
59:04
It’s.
Lacroix Darling Lacroix.
Thanks.
It’s a Versace.
Awesome.
Well, dude, I think we covered a lot of ground, so I think we should call it.
59:24
What do you think?
Absolutely.
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